Sitting on a toilet
BlackBerry in my hand
The world in my palm
This time is so grand.
Michael Ian Black
His tweets on my screen
Text from last night
From some drunk slutty teen
And news from the world
People don't give they just take
Was looking for star gossip
Hit news tab by mistake.
And Stephen Colbert
States facts but in jest.
Screw you Colbert
I'm doing my best...
Everyones so damn funny
I'm but a boy in the sand
I try hard to be funny
With my BlackBerry in Hand
- actually thought up and typed while on the throne.
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