@DavidSpade - Get a Job. Seriously. You're funny and your movies (Joe Dirt Lost & Found and New Groove) were great.Be a star, ya jerk...
@Pawn_stars - I like your show, except for the fat guy
@mzvward - You are blond *snickers*
@ToonLines - very Creative... stealing other peoples work. No one has ever done that before
@OtisTWren - How bout you just March Along.. nothing to see here...
@Disney - Love your tweets... I have no grievances for you
@ciaraeileen - Nice ratings... almost double digits I hear
@DisneyPhotoPass - Very slick... 25 bucks a photo... reasonable...
@smbonneau - How do you travel so much! You must a thief of some sort...
@TonyFrangis - Tony Strappy Frangis. Hows that business you never did anything with!
@legendofneil - Hey cast of LOTN.. Thanks for the memories, now back to obscurity
@DeathStarPR - Maybe if you had been better at your PR job, tens of millions of people wouldn't have died
@yeseningles - Blah Blah, I get it.. boys are pretty
@XavanQ - NERD!!!!
@nerdsinbabeland - LIAR... your land doesn't exist. No airline knows of your existence and despite that.. there was STILL a plane switch in Atlanta
@SteveMartinToGo - Can you keep it to under 50 tweets a day? Kthanx
@RhapsodyGlass - Youre a pain in the glass
@morgan_murphy - I love your jokes when Carlos tells em
@FrankConniff - In this day and age, it should have been easy to find movies to make fun of... Thanks for giving up Big Rudy...
@sandeepparikh - Why do I follow you? LOTN is over and I watch the Guild for Amy
@amyokuda - I have no grievances. The disgust you have for me is normal... but be in more things!
@Discovery_News - I never knew the world had so few things I care about...
@jonathancoulton - Is it hard being a musician who doesnt play concerts?
@deliciafay - She can't be that hard to kill... her hair is like a flare gun
@ActuallyNPH - Why no Doogie reunion show... WTF?
@FanExpoCanada - Dont get me started.. 2 monkeys humping in a pillowcase could put on a better CON
@simonpegg - Can you and Gervais just fight already? I only have room for one guy from the UK
@DalaiLama - The glass isnt always half full you know...
@arnettwill - Cant wait for the AD movie due out last year... nicely done
@wttm - Thanks for making me realize I'm not in a Disney Park... EVERY WEEK!!!
@StephenAtHome - Thanks for making every Daily Show correspondent quit. I liked Rob!
@ConanOBrien - I get it.. women dont find you attractive. Good to know money isnt a chick magnet anymore
@feliciaday - Thanks for introducing us to Amy. Can you do the opposite for the movie Red?
@richardbranson - Far an ultra charitable guy.. you sure have a lotta stuff...
@DisneyPixar - Are we done with the toys? I had a speak n spell you havent used yet. Wait.. you did... nm
@MouseMagicHD - Stop with the questions!! Make your OWN content
@DisneyParks - Its been a few hours... another ticket price hike soon?
@MrTeller - For a mute you sure have a lot to say
@kevin_nealon - Call Victoria Jackson already. She's gotta be ready to come back....
@pennjillette - The one painted nail always freaks me out...
@AstrobiologyNAI - WTF are you talking about. Leet NASA Tweet... it hurts sometimes
@BrentSpiner - Whats with your Wheaton-esque hate on for Data?
@PolynesianMedic - When you tweet your location it seems like you need an ambulance.
@duhism - The world is weird.. duuuuhhhhhhh
@TED_TALKS - Thanks for reminding me what I COULD have done if I wasnt an idiot...
@wilw - Love the Hate/Love nerd thing...
@SavageKitty - Just about time for your annual tweet, right?
@WaltDisney_Says - When you dont have a view... quote someone else
@michaelianblack - Someday success will find you... in an alley with a dirty needle in your arm
@NASA - Can you just go to Mars already?
@TED_Tweets - Thanks for reminding me what I COULD have done if I wasnt an idiot...
@WaltDisneyWorld - You know what I really want for Christmas... My Club back!
@alyankovic - Why no love for Canada? We resisted killing you when Canadian Idiot came out...
@postsecret - I have a secret... I make money off of telling other peoples secrets... nope.. thats you...
@netalerts_sl - You are an automated service. You have no soul
@tweetsarnia - News you can use.. to leave Sarnia
@muppetcast - Whats a Muppet Steve? A character owned by Disney...
@RyatOnLine - How can you say game of the day when you update twice a month
@SethMacFarlane - Thanks for the Cleveland Show... Good to know you arent indestructible
@BryanRipper - Cant wait for the next AATM.... waiting...
@BlueJayHunter - But theyre gonna do well THIS year right?
@MarloLavonne - I'm sure you must have bad musical taste or something...
@Politzania - Who does a Disney cast from Indiana... or.. ANYTHING from Indiana?
@netcot - Wrestling and Disney. Do you have a rusted pickup truck and a Dale Earnhardt tattoo as well?
@aarondoubleu - Merry Nothingmas
Yes, they will do well (maybe). Happy Festivus for the rest of us!
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